Just came out to my mom, and it went a little something like this

• Me: Mom, there is something that I've been neglecting to tell you for a while. Please, don't freak out, and please be open minded.
• Mom: Uhm, okay...
• Me: You see, I am what some people in the tumblr generation refer to as a Cumberbitch.
• Mom: A what?
• Me: Cumberbitch. It means that I am madly and deeply in love with Benedict Cumberbatch and everything that he does. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be this way.
• Mom:
• Me:
• Mom:
• Me:
• Mom: Well, honey. I want you to know that I love you no matter what, even if that means that your entire life will be spent googling pictures of this man, spending all your money on his movies and TV shows, and imagining scenarios in which you two are married.
• Me: You are the best mom a girl can have.